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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film
Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash
Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And
there are 5
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
acid the other was eating fireworks.
I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a muscle
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they
lit a fire in
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be
the problem?" asks